Giuliani holds Philippines press conference

Donald Trump’s top lawyer and former New York Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, held an impromptu press conference today, which, to the bemusement and frustration of US political journalists, was held in Valenzuela City, Philippines.

The press conference took place outside the remotely located Hilton Manufacturing Corp, on the outskirts of the city. Despite Giuliani and a small entourage being there in person, the press call hadn’t been made in time for any US journalists to make the 20hr 55m flight from Washington D.C., and so the event was poorly attended other than some curious locals and the odd tourist.

One backpacker, Brad Fulblast III, commented, “This is so rad! I was literally just in Valenzuela trying to sell moon crystals and my buddy said, hey that dude from the new Borat film is in town”

After the dubiously located press conference recently at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, it has left commentators wondering if this is yet another blunder involving a venue mix-up with a prestigious hotel. However, Mersey Gazette researcher Adam Hubris discovered that both Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Hilton Manufacturing Corp are located next to sex shops with private “shirt tucking” booths (the Philippine one being described as ‘rather niche’), so the locations may well have been intentional