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Mersey Gazette is a news satire site, and as such, bears little or no relation to reality. Unlike some regular news outlets, we are completely transparent about making it all up. We have no agenda other than to poke fun at the world. From time to time there may be adult themes or language used, so parental guidance is advised. If in doubt, and you’re under the age of 18, close your browser right now and don’t come back until you are.

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